Attention Pig!

Above: "The camera comes out and big headed Jack jumps in-front of my shot," thinks Luke. Below: "And proceeds to completely eclipse my existence with that Sputnik styled melon!" Luke chides.
Below: "I say 'Blah' to you, brother," says Luke with scolding infant tongue.
Below: "That's better. Making up for..."
Below: "What? Where did the camera go," asks Luke. He scans the room. "Dancing? I can't compete with the Goggle Dance! That is lower than low, you circus monkey."
Eventually, Luke, eventually...