Above: Aunt Sue got our little chair dancer this burgundy beauty for his birthday. Besides a place to park his you-know-what it has become a gymnasium and repository for uneaten meals. As usual, click the image for a larger version. Below: Unfortunately, there are times that leaving the chair is necessary. The dismounts are not always clean...
A creative variation on the dismount theme is the barking seal. It states, I meant to fall off.